Fact#13: I am a woman.

A friend of mine found this article on the Esquire website and so I decided to look through it...it has some pretty funny and true facts about women. Here are some of my favorites! You can read more funny, yet true facts about women here.

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No. 107: When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously.

No. 79: We love to hear we are beautiful. Breaking it down into specifics is even better.

No. 75: Most women's version of the perfect man is some combination of James Bond, Prince Charming, and George Clooney. This, luckily for you, is a man who would terrify us in real life.

No. 643: Never hang up first.

No. 492: We don't expect you to read our minds. We expect you to ask.

No. 517: When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty. Please tell me you don't regret loving me."

No. 607: We are the same human being with makeup and without it.

No. 732: We'll take nice forearms over six-pack abs any day.

No. 524: That low-cut top — we wouldn't wear it if we didn't want you to look. Just be discrete about it.